1. When it was the forth of july Zezima said "who leveld up?"
2. Zezima thought it would be a good idea to do barbarian fishing for sharks IRL.
3. Zezima died of starvation, and his last words was what the hell no one hit me!
4. when zezima was stiked down my lighting he yelled god damn u saradomin.
5. When zezima's grandmother died he said "what did she drop?".
6. Zezima orderd a pizza and asked "how much hp does it heal?"
7. Zezima applied for a gardining job and put on his 99 farming cape.
8. When Zezmia got bit by a spider he went to the doctor and asked for and anti-poisin(4)
9. Zezima was in school and said "god damn i hate this random."
10. When Zezima's little brother was born he said" lmao lvl 3 noob"
11.zezima cut himself and said blood barrage!
Zz im bored!